Oaky firstly… a certain action figure of mine from the mid 90’s has resurfaced in my life and the lives of others recently. A LARGE controversy has been started as to whether said figure is Simba or Mufasa. There is an answer to the dilemma and I think it needs to be given before fist-fights occur.
The figure that I often refer to as Simba is actually….MUFASA!
One source to back up this doctrine I am now professing:
the second link under Mufasa reveals this picture:
and my figure:
sorry to all those Simba fans out there…
Simbfasa / Simbasa / Mufba / Mufamba is just plain Mufasa.
Not that there’s anything plain about this great lion…
Speaking of pridelands, America is apparently going to be having Obama as the next President.
Remember the scene in lion king when Scar is telling the hyenas about the new glorious future?
(note for the rest of this blog there will be opinions, facts, and conclusions that I have made you may not agree with – if you are offended I aplogize and would be glad to clear things up in regard to my intents – please message me and I will do my best to make peace!)
Yeah, what were we supposed to do, kill Mufasa?
SONG: “BE PREPARED”
I KNOW THAT YOUR POWERS OF RETENTION
ARE AS WET AS A WARTHOG..S BACKSIDE
BUT THICK AS YOU ARE, PAY ATTENTION
MY WORDS ARE A MATTER OF PRIDE
IT..S CLEAR FROM YOUR VACANT EXPRESSIONS
THE LIGHTS ARE NOT ALL ON UPSTAIRS
BUT WE..RE TALKING KINGS AND SUCCESSIONS
EVEN YOU CAN..T BE CAUGHT UNAWARES
SO PREPARE FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME
BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEWS
ITS TIPTOEING NEARER
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I KNOW IT SOUNDS SORDID
BUT YOU..LL BE REWARDED
WHEN AT LAST I AM GIVEN MY DUES!
AND INJUSTICE DELICIOUSLY SQUARED
He mounts to a higher level, kicking bone-chewing Ed — who tumbles down the rocks and crashes in a bone pile.
Yeah! Be prepared. We..ll be prepared!
For the death of the King.
Is he sick?
No, fool! We are going to kill him.
And Simba, too.
Great idea! Who needs a king?
NO KING, NO KING! LA LA LA LA LA!
Idiots! There will be a King!
But you said…
I will be King!
Stick with me and you..ll never go hungry again!
BANZAI & SHENZI
Yay, all right! Long live the King!!
Hyena CHEERING. Steam fills the screen.
The steam evaporates, revealing rows of jackbooted, goose-stepping storm trooper hyenas.Scar observes from above. Their shadows cross his face.
IT..S GREAT THAT WE..LL SOON BE CONNECTED
WITH A KING WHO..LL BE ALL TIME ADORED
OF COURSE, QUID PRO QUO, YOU..RE EXPECTED
TO TAKE CERTAIN DUTIES ON BOARD
THE FUTURE IS LITTERED WITH PRIZES
AND THOUGH I..M THE MAIN ADDRESSEE
THE POINT THAT I MUST EMPHASIZE IS
Leaping into the midst of the hyenas.
YOU WON..T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!
The ground begins to crack open.
SCAR & SHENZI & BANZAI
SO PREPARE FOR THE COUP OF THE CENTURY
More steam vents shoot up as the earth shakes and spits.
Scar leaps onto a pillar of rock, which begins to rise.
BE PREPARED FOR THE MURKIEST SCAM OOOOOO, LA-LA-LA!
METICULOUS PLANNING WE..LL HAVE FOOD!
TENACITY, SPANNING LOTS OF FOOD
DECADES OF DENIAL WE REPEAT
IS SIMPLY WHY I..LL ENDLESS MEAT
BE KING UNDISPUTED AAAAAAAAH!
RESPECTED, SALUTED AAAAAAAAH!
AND SEEN FOR THE WONDER I AM AAAAAAAAH!
Yeah – that scene – remember it? (http://www.lionking.org/scripts/)
Barack Obama stated that “we are no longer a Christian nation” (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?pageId=67735) as we once were and this is sad. We see suffering and wonder why God doesn’t fix the problems we have as a nation. It’s probably cliché to say this, but we as a nation have disallowed God’s presence… It’s no wonder why America is going downhill… we have relative morality, and allow everything but Christianity today it seems. It’s not surprising and not a coincidence, because the bible said this would occur (among hundreds of other things that the bible said would happen and has). Will Obama further the ‘melting pot’ theology that has hijacked America? In the bible any Israelite nation (descendents of Joseph à Ephraim / Manasseh) started out with God’s blessings of prosperity, rain in due season, etc… but most of them lost those blessings when they backslid away from God and went back to idols. Around this time in every case, the country changed hands – to Gentile leaders. (don’t just believe me – look it up for yourself) Back then it was more than race/ethnicity, because with culture came its own religion and this just furthered the movement away from God. They couldn’t understand why God would DO THIS to them, when they did it to themselves by gradually allowing little things to culminate into big things. We are blinded by political correctness in America today, and serve our own idols of individuality, humanism, money, TV, sports, facebook… things that we place higher in priority that God – you know the Supreme being that created the universe and our lives, and keeps the planets in orbit and hold our lives in His hands… Any nation who started out with God’s blessings who have turned away lose God’s blessings!! Unless we repent as a nation, we are going to fall!
Now what’s this got to do with Scar and Lion King? Nothing technically, except for the fact that God used to be our King in this nation when it was founded. This nation that was built upon the bible now officially rejects it publically, yet will allow Muslims to practice and enforce their religion without a problem. I can see a normal presidency happening, but also I can see the marching hyenas and a socialistic style of leadership, and lions being slaves. I don’t think Obama is a minion of Satan, I just think this really marks a turning point in our history in a negative way. It’s nothing to do with his race – Gentile nations are taking over Israelite countries… After 9-11, we willingly elect a man born Muslim. We are truly blind. Some may view this as spitting on the graves of those who died 7 years ago in the terrorist attacks. I know there are moderate Muslims, and not everyone is a terrorist, but how far can our sugar-coating reality go? Have any of you watched the movie “Obsession” about radical Islam? It’s not just a few terrorists in other countries – it is statistically probably to say that there are more radical fundamentalists worldwide than there are Americans… IF Obama is a closet Muslim, lying to us infidels professing Christianity, this could be bad. IF Obama has rejected his heritage it still may not be enough… It has been said (no proof either way on this) that Islamic fundamentalists will feel it is their duty to Allah to kill Obama as he would be a Muslim Apostate… This is the case even if just your father is a Muslim – that makes you Muslim-for life. This is often said to be preposterous by people who favor Obama, but doesn’t discredit it in my mind – people don’t want to be worried. It may be true, might not be – I am not expert on Islamic intolerance, rather I just see firsthand of the dangerously high levels of toleration by liberal America today where anything goes — except, of course, truth from God. People will view me as a hater or a religious nut for expressing uncertainty in this matter. Is so, they fine. If there’s any validity to my opinions, I promise to not say I told you so in the end. In Lion King, the hyenas put total trust in a complete reform and glorious “change” from their leader – more than could possibly have been accomplished. But because Scar was smooth of speech and spoke things that people wanted to hear, they followed. Are we doing that? Who knows…
So anyway… gas prices are still a little under 2 dollars! That’s pretty sweet.