{"id":1600,"date":"2009-02-24T17:06:16","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T17:06:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/corbdesign.com\/blog\/?p=103"},"modified":"2009-02-24T17:06:16","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T17:06:16","slug":"obligatory-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/corbinrose.com\/blog\/life\/obligatory-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory Things"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Glorious Google<\/h2>\n

Google your first name with “needs” and see what pops up…<\/p>\n

Corbin needs his Key Lime Pie!
\nCorbin Needs To Stop, Hes Making The Disney Girls Sad (LOL)
\nCorbin Needs You to Drink, Printable Version.
\nCorbin needs to pay his bills
\nCorbin needs a little better choice of words and rhyme instead of basically “Eyes” and “Lies”.
\nCorbin Needs New Post Office
\nCorbin Needs to Borrow a ’08 250R
\nCorbin needs your help
\nCorbin needs number’s new phone
\nCorbin needs to shave<\/p>\n

I do kind of like key lime pie…<\/p>\n

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AND a free bonus-note-item from a “poem” I did back in high school<\/p>\n

The terror of the herring<\/h2>\n

Standing there across the room
\nA rabid fish was glaring
\nRealizing my imminent doom
\nThe terror of the herring<\/p>\n

The cunning of the fish’s wiles
\nThe way it looked at me
\nHe assured me that my name was Miles
\nAlthough this could not be<\/p>\n

He tore me limb for limb, you see
\nWith fervent motivation
\nHe ate some limbs once attached to me
\nNow it\u2019s got some constipation<\/p>\n

I accidentally killed this fish
\nInnocent kids he’s no longer scaring
\nFor a time I think I loved this fish
\nThe terror of the herring<\/p>\n

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