Here are a few plays on words to make you giggle like a giddy schoolgirl. Well, maybe casually chuckle at least?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. AVOIDABLE – what a bullfighter tries to do<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. BERNADETTE – the act of torching a mortgage<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. BURGLARIZE – what a crook sees with<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. COUNTERFEITERS – workers who put together kitchen cabinets<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. ECLIPSE – what an English barber does for a living<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. EYEDROPPER – a clumsy ophthalmologist<\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. HEROES – what a guy in a boat does<\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. LEFTBANK – what a robber did when his bag was full of money<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. PARADOX – two physicians!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. PARASITES – what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower<\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. PHARMACIST – a helper on the farm<\/p>\n\n\n\n
12. POLARIZE – what penguins see with<\/p>\n\n\n\n
13. PRIMATE – removing your spouse from in front of the TV!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
14. RELIEF – what trees do in the spring<\/p>\n\n\n\n
15. RUBBERNECK – what you do to relax your wife<\/p>\n\n\n\n
16. SELFISH – what the owner of a seafood store does<\/p>\n\n\n\n
17. SUDAFED – brought litigation against a government official<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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