Here are a few plays on words to make you giggle like a giddy schoolgirl. Well, maybe casually chuckle at least?
1. AVOIDABLE – what a bullfighter tries to do
2. BERNADETTE – the act of torching a mortgage
3. BURGLARIZE – what a crook sees with
4. COUNTERFEITERS – workers who put together kitchen cabinets
5. ECLIPSE – what an English barber does for a living
6. EYEDROPPER – a clumsy ophthalmologist
7. HEROES – what a guy in a boat does
8. LEFTBANK – what a robber did when his bag was full of money
9. PARADOX – two physicians!
10. PARASITES – what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
11. PHARMACIST – a helper on the farm
12. POLARIZE – what penguins see with
13. PRIMATE – removing your spouse from in front of the TV!
14. RELIEF – what trees do in the spring
15. RUBBERNECK – what you do to relax your wife
16. SELFISH – what the owner of a seafood store does
17. SUDAFED – brought litigation against a government official