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Here are a few plays on words to make you giggle like a giddy schoolgirl. Well, maybe casually chuckle at least?

1. AVOIDABLE – what a bullfighter tries to do

2. BERNADETTE – the act of torching a mortgage

3. BURGLARIZE – what a crook sees with

4. COUNTERFEITERS – workers who put together kitchen cabinets

5. ECLIPSE – what an English barber does for a living

6. EYEDROPPER – a clumsy ophthalmologist

7. HEROES – what a guy in a boat does

8. LEFTBANK – what a robber did when his bag was full of money

9. PARADOX – two physicians!

10. PARASITES – what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

11. PHARMACIST – a helper on the farm

12. POLARIZE – what penguins see with

13. PRIMATE – removing your spouse from in front of the TV!

14. RELIEF – what trees do in the spring

15. RUBBERNECK – what you do to relax your wife

16. SELFISH – what the owner of a seafood store does

17. SUDAFED – brought litigation against a government official

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