A chuckle or two
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but …
You are a child of the 90’s if…
You’re a 90’s kid if:
- You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
- You can sing the rap to “The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air”
- You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
- You know
Alien Art
Aliens
Some ASCII art for your amusement
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Building from Balding
I Once was Bald, but now I’m Fine
Building from Balding (written in 2004 for ENG-111)
It’s hard to have a nickname you don’t fit anymore. Since second grade, I have had the nickname “Curly,” which was originally given to …
BREAKFAST BLUES
BREAKFAST BLUES
You give me hard eggs in the morning. Cheese omelet you go.
You give me such hard eggs in the morning. Cheese omelet you go.
You hot butter grit your teeth and bare it. I donut love you …
Say hello to my little [zucchini] friend!
Well, when you are on a restrictive diet and can barely eat anything… Why not have a little fun with your food? While removing the skin of the zucchini in preparatation for noodle-ifying it, things got interesting:
1959 vs 2006
Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1959 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets …
Lion King GIFS
Check out cheesy GIFs from the best Disney movie ever!
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Visual Bull Puns
Ever wonder if people took words like “lovable” or “huggable” literally?
Well I DID! seeeeee my visual puns:
And that’s all folks.…
Google to Claim Clam
Google to Claim Clam
Last week, tech giant Google secured a patent on research for a processor two times faster than the leading Intel processor. So what’s the real ‘mussel’ behind Google’s new processor chip? Mollusk meat. So how will …