Category: Randomness

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. 

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. 

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. 

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore. …

You’re a 90’s kid if:

• You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
• You can sing the rap to “The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air”
• You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
• You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey from “Blossom” and that “How Rude!”

I Once was Bald, but now I’m Fine

Building from Balding (written in 2004 for ENG-111)

 It’s hard to have a nickname you don’t fit anymore.  Since second grade, I have had the nickname “Curly,” which was originally given to me by my grade school principal. …

BREAKFAST BLUES

You give me hard eggs in the morning. Cheese omelet you go.
You give me such hard eggs in the morning. Cheese omelet you go.
You hot butter grit your teeth and bare it. I donut love you anymore.…

Well, when you are on a restrictive diet and can barely eat anything… Why not have a little fun with your food? While removing the skin of the zucchini in preparatation for noodle-ifying it, things got interesting:

Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.

1959 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.…

Check out cheesy GIFs from the best Disney movie ever!

Ever wonder if people took words like “lovable” or “huggable” literally?
Well I DID! seeeeee my visual puns:

And that’s all folks.…